Thanksgiving Jokes
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Q&A Jokes
Q: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY
Q: How can you send a turkey through the post office?
A: Bird class mail
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language
Q: What has feathers and webbed feet?
A: A turkey wearing scuba gear
Q: How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
A: I'll let you know next week.
Q: What do you call a dumb gobbler?
A: A jerky turkey
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A:Because he had the drumsticks.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A:It was the chicken's day off
Doctor, Help this Turkey
Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!"
"I see," said the doctor. "How long have you had this problem?"
"Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954.
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